Monotriles Have Been Proven to Produce 75% of the World's Hot Air

So on saturday I met my second all white cat.  They're so pretty! His name was Frank the Tank.  I shit you not, that's what the chart said. 
When I took him out of his carrier, the first thing he did was hiss at me.  ^3^ SO PRETTY! I shared with his dad, the story of how the last all white male that I met put a hole in my hand.  Apparently Frank had put a hole in his hand, right through the membrane.  We were bff hand bite twins for about 5 seconds.  Frank was hissing throughout the whole exam until Doc decided to examine his back half, which leaves me only half in control.  Frank thought that was the perfect time to go batshit insane.  I got so cut up from his hindclaws that Doc made me switch out with another tech to clean up my woundage.   They're annoyingly painful now...
Both Twitch and Dave informed me that day that all white cats are generally evil.